Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Gift Giving For Your Not So Loved Ones

With Christmas around the corner, (not really, but Wal-Mart has the Christmas decor out, so....) I thought it would be helpful to share some of my favorite product fails. You know, so you can give your shitty in-laws the gifts they truly deserve. In no particular order, here are some fab fails.


Okay, this isn't a fail at all. Who doesn't want a plastic stocking full of red wine? I'm saving this for someone I truly love.


These festive tie-dye, reusable maxi-pads are for your sister in law, Karen. The one who is still breastfeeding her 49 month old daughter, Neveah Skyyy.


I think these just go without saying. I'm going to throw these in a nice Tupperware container and give them to my mail lady. This is what happens when you insist on stuffing packages that don't fit into my mailbox, Wanda. Seriously though, you guys. My mail all too often hangs out of the box like Kim K's ass crack in a pair of low rise jeans.


Hand jobs for everyone this year!

 

Too cheap to buy individual gifts for your cousin's ever expanding family? This is a great universal gift and a not so subtle hint. Killing two birds with one stone is my specialty.


Now this one is going to be a good time. Take this to the family pitch in, wait for everyone to start complimenting your bomb ass dip making skills, and whip out this container. Watch the panic ensue.


You know that friend you have whose kid is a total asshole to your kid?
Yep. I'm not above it.


Here's to hoping this breaks up the monotony of a day filled with reports of body counts, political puke, kneeling athletes, pregnant Kardashians & RIP Tom Petty tweets.


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14 comments:

  1. LOL. So very cool. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. :) Thank YOU for visiting!

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  2. Haha fab, loved this. And I agree wine stocking is a great gift!
    Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes :)
    Debbie

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    1. Deb, right? Nobody can be mad at wine. Ever.

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  3. Ahahaha. I would be delighted if someone bought be a plastic stocking full of red wine. I might buy that for myself ;-) #FridayFrolics

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    1. Same!!! LOL We deserve it, I say!

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  4. Brilliant. Those Oreo cookies look gross! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

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    1. Don't they though? Ugh. The combos people come up with baffle me.

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  5. Oh, thank you for the laughter today! <3 #fridayfrolics xoxo

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    1. So happy to have given you some giggles. Thank YOU for visiting me!

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  6. This totally made my day! Where in the hell did you find these? OMG

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    1. Kimberly, you already know I venture to the dark web late nights. ;)

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  7. Haha - some amazing suggestions! Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics

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    1. Thank you for dropping by and hosting #FridayFrolics. Love you ladies!

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