Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty - Drunken Gummy Bear Edition

I've missed doing Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty, you guys. Probably because I'm the opposite of an emotional eater. The more turmoil in my life, the less I eat. I'm fairly certain this qualifies as some form of an eating disorder. I can say this because nobody has spent more hours on WebMD at four a.m. under the influence of Ambien, than myself. That's for a whole other post and a session with my therapist, though.

Anyway, I'm on an upswing and my pants are getting a little snug. It's almost Halloween and I know I'm always down for an excuse to buy candy. (And booze.)

Introducing: Grown Up Gummy Bears for 5 types of people.

#5

Mommy needs her juice Gummy Bears

Yep. Wine Gummy Bears. Red, White, and Rose. Oh, my!

#4

I'm in college Gummy Bears
You can't go wrong with the traditional Rummy Bear.

#3

I'm hardcore af Gummy Bears

Fireball Gummy Bears = Don't forget your bail money.

#2

I'm classy, but fun Gummy Bears
Champagne Soaked Gummy Bears (Betcha Oprah partakes.)

And my personal favorite goes to:
#1

I'm going to lose my panties tonight Gummies.
Come on. Who isn't down for Tequila Gummy Bears?

Which gummy bear is your intoxicated spirit animal?

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