I've missed doing Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty, you guys. Probably because I'm the opposite of an emotional eater. The more turmoil in my life, the less I eat. I'm fairly certain this qualifies as some form of an eating disorder. I can say this because nobody has spent more hours on WebMD at four a.m. under the influence of Ambien, than myself. That's for a whole other post and a session with my therapist, though.
Anyway, I'm on an upswing and my pants are getting a little snug. It's almost Halloween and I know I'm always down for an excuse to buy candy. (And booze.)
Introducing: Grown Up Gummy Bears for 5 types of people.
#5
Mommy needs her juice Gummy Bears
Yep. Wine Gummy Bears. Red, White, and Rose. Oh, my!
#4
I'm in college Gummy Bears
You can't go wrong with the traditional Rummy Bear.
You can't go wrong with the traditional Rummy Bear.
#3
I'm hardcore af Gummy Bears
Fireball Gummy Bears = Don't forget your bail money.
#2
I'm classy, but fun Gummy Bears
Champagne Soaked Gummy Bears (Betcha Oprah partakes.)
Champagne Soaked Gummy Bears (Betcha Oprah partakes.)
And my personal favorite goes to:
#1
#1
I'm going to lose my panties tonight Gummies.
Come on. Who isn't down for Tequila Gummy Bears?
Which gummy bear is your intoxicated spirit animal?
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HAHAHAHA! I want the wine gummy bears! Every day.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure they count as vitamins, right? Right? ;) I've missed your face...and your blog!
DeleteI will take a pack of each, thank you very much! LOL
ReplyDeleteGirl, I gotchu!
DeleteHaha! Almost though convinceth me to drink :)Nah, my kids do that every single day!!
ReplyDeleteYou know I feel you on that!
DeleteI spend way too many hours on WebMD too! Unfortunately I passed that habit on to my daughter as well. These gummy bears are hilarious! Although I don't drink anymore, there was certainly a time I would have eaten them all in one sitting ;).
ReplyDeleteBless my kid's hearts. They've inherited a bit of my hypochondriac ways. I was so much more at peace before WebMD, I swear!
DeleteThe Fireball ones sound so good.
ReplyDeleteFireball gummy bears would also be my personal pick. ;) Thanks for reading me! :)
DeleteNow these are Gummy Bears I can get on board with lol. Love the idea of the rose wine flavoured ones
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes :)
Debbie
I swear I'm making a shit ton of these for Halloween night. I'll happily drunk tweet you and let you know how they turn out :) Thanks for hosting, dollface!
DeleteLove the idea of wine gummy bears! But sadly I'm vegetarian :( #anythinggoes
ReplyDeleteWait! Wine gummy bears violate the vegetarian diet? OMG, you are one disciplined woman! I'll eat some just for you. Smooches!
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