Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Spring Break 2K17 - Mom Style


With just a few weeks left until Spring Break, you already know I'm working hard on my bikini body for Cancun.

By bikini body, I mean not wearing pants and by Cancun, I mean my bed. That's right, y'all. It's about to be Spring Break Mom Style.

There will be no white sand to dip my toes in, no tequila shots until I'm folded under a table with my ass in the air. Nope. Those days are so long gone. But Spring Break is still Spring Break. I just have to do it a little differently now.

Here's how my SB 2K17 is going to look.

Location-

CabNO

Cabo's got nothing on my giant bed. Minus the gorgeous sand, crystal blue water, and terrific weather. I'll be rolling eight pillows deep. I'm reckless like that.

Night Life-

This could be us, but you're clubbing and I feel claustrophobic in big crowds.

No night clubs for this girl. (Although I venture to guess I could still win a hot body contest if we're being honest.) I'll be bypassing the crowds and skipping the lines this year because who needs the club when you have Netflix?

Refreshments-

Fruity cocktails with umbrellas? Sorry, Jimmy Buffett. It's just not my bag.

You know what I do like? Tennessee whiskey. Straight from the bottle. I'm a savage. What can I say? I guess I'm just not sophisticated enough for fancy glasses and wedges of fruit on the rim.

Turn Up-

Is it really Spring Break if you don't do something wild and crazy?

I'll probably participate in some late night flashing. But it'll likely be the farmer's cows that will see the action. Did I mention I'm super grateful I was young and wild before cell phone cameras were a thing? 

Souvenirs-

No key chains or shot glasses for me.

Ironically enough, both of my kids were conceived during Spring Break. I'm not playing around when it comes to souvenirs. I commit all the way when I'm choosing my keepsakes. This year will be different though because Barbie learned her lesson

Do you have Spring Break plans?

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10 comments:

  1. sadly, the only flashing that I do nowadays usually involves "does this look normal to you?"

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    1. LMFAO! Guilty! God, we're old.

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    2. one of the park moms asked me today if people really partied as hard in the 70s as it looks like in the movies.

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  2. I don't know... but CabNO made me laugh.... I should be medicated....

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    1. :) You're just waiting for the thunder. Don't worry. It's coming. As soon as I can breathe without going into a fit of coughing up my lungs.

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      You aren't medicated? ;) XOXO

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  3. aaaaaaand I want to vacation with you!
    #showmeyours

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  4. This is so funny! Love that bit about committing all the way when it comes to keepsakes! :D #showmeyours

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  5. Don't you feel glad that you didn't deprive yourself of all that partying when you were younger? Thank GOD I got that out of my system. No regrets! But every now and again, I have to prove to myself that I still have it in me to turn it up. Yep, Mama's still got it! #showmeyours

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  6. Anonymous3/17/2017

    Staying up past midnight is now no fun as its usually because of a child refusing to sleep! Spring break here is the uk is just called the easter holidays and is all about eating chocolate eggs so we can still get on board! Pam from www.pamsbakeandbabyblog.com #StayClassyMama

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  7. Omg bed and Netflix sound like a dream to me right now #NetflixandChill really means chill (not code word for sex, like the youngsters say haha - p.s. I'm not even that old), I've had a very tough week at work (plus grumpy baby) and going for drinks is the LAST thing I want to do. You make a really good point about cell phones, I think I had a nokia when I went on spring break back when I was 18 EEK can't even imagine what kind of photos I would have now if it was an smartphone, I have a few polaroid photos but luckily it's just us taking a shots. Thanks for the laugh and sharing with #StayClassyMama!

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