Monday, March 13, 2017

Did You Miss Me?

did you miss me

I feel like such a shitty blogger. I think I managed to make it nearly a week without a post. Absolutely unacceptable, I know. But I've been sick, fam. Some bonafide swine flu/death plague/virus/H1N1/I want to kill patient 0 level sickness.

It wiped us all out systematically. The same way the old Mama June systematically wipes out an all you can eat buffet. First the little man, then my daughter and I simultaneously. The real plot twist came when my husband got hit too. He never gets sick. I mean ever. I'm just grateful he isn't the run of the mill man and didn't fall victim to the Man Flu.

man flu meme

I'd say we're at 80% now. This residual cough makes me sound like an eighty-year-old chain smoker with emphysema. It's some serious shit. I may or may not have mentally composed an "In The Event of my Demise" letter. Stay safe out there...MJ style.

sick mask

Please forgive me for being substandard this week? I promise I'll make it up to you when the Albuterol isn't talking. Did I miss anything major? Did any of you get arrested, married, or have a baby? Download me by leaving a comment below and fill me in on your week.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/13/2017

    Yes I missed your posts...they always make me laugh! And driving in snow on slippery roads today in Michigan was not fun :(

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    1. Aww, thanks! :) Be safe out there!

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  2. hope everyone feels better soon. I feel like everybody has been sick all winter

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    1. Thank you! Everyone is much better. I hate this time of year. Sigh.

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  3. I did miss you! Man sick is the worst. THE WORST!

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    1. :) If Barrie B missed me, I'm doing it right. LOL.

      God yes, it's awful. I'm ready for Summer.

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