Tuesday, February 7, 2017

You're Ugly...When You Cry


Dr. Seuss said it best when he said, "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." I suspect he really meant, "Don't cry because you look ugly" but that's up for debate. I'll go out of my way not to cry, unless my face looks like it's in need of fillers, in which case, I'll bawl for the greater good.

I don't know if we've always cried so ugly or if the overabundance of social media and reality t.v. are to blame, but we've got some stage 5 criers out here, y'all and it's not pretty.

Some of my favorite ugly criers.

Fugly crying isn't only for celebrities, my friends. You too can be a scary crier. Yes, even with a face full of botox. Just ask Kimmy. She's turned her ugly cry face into cash money. That bitch.



(Kim's sobbing face on a cell phone case will set you back $28. Thanks, but no thanks.)

No one is exempt either. Babies have ugly cry faces.


Toddlers hold their own, too. 


Rich people have ugly cry faces.


 Famous sport's figures get ugly when they cry.


 Skinny girls ugly cry. (See what I did there, Bethenny?)


Finally, chicks with too much makeup have quite possibly the ugliest of all ugly cries. Someone get her a makeup wipe...or a hose. 


Do you have an ugly cry?

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28 comments:

  1. Now you made me happy that I try my best to smile as much as I can and not cry, especially after that last photo!! :)

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    1. I promise you, I've resembled that last pic before. (A few times.) I'm so glad there's no photo evidence. ;)

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  2. I bet that's the face Paris Hilton has all of the time, where is that lady these days. Maybe that's a blessing though, because we don't need her face on a cellphone case, NO thank you!

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    1. I heard Paris is a D.J. (Mostly in other countries, because I'm sure she sucks. LOL.) I guess she doesn't ever need a real job. Daddy Hilton finances her.

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  3. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying, lol. All so true. I hate the what I call "heavingly crying"....puffy, blotchy crap.

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    1. LOL no, don't cry! (Although I'll bet you're a cute crier.) I hate when I cry so hard that I can't breathe through my nose for the next six hours.

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  4. Haha! Love this. I don't know what I look like when I cry, but I imagine it's not the best sometimes. haha

    -Lauren

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    1. Thanks for reading! :) I try not to cry, because it's certainly not a pretty sight. LOL

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  5. Those photos are bad enough to make a person want to cry! But I won't... Ever, ever again. I promise. Except it would work the other way too. If a person is seen crying more often than not, then when they aren't crying imagine just how good they look!

    xx

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    1. LOL, I never thought about it that way! That's actually a genius idea. Maybe I'll start crying all the time, so when I want to look extra good all I'll do is stop crying and presto! Thanks for visiting me!

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  6. LMFAO ewwww! I'd have to say Farrah's cry is the worst. It doesn't help she's ugly on her own, lol. Too funny. Thanks for sharing on #HappyNowLinkUp

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    1. You know how I feel about Farrah. Gross.

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  7. Man, Claire Danes really does know how to pull out the ugly cry, doesn't she? I already knew I was ugly when I cried, so no worries there! Now, just to convince the 4-year-old....

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    1. Claire's been ugly crying since back in the My So Called Life days. (Remember that show?) Yeah, convincing a 4 year old may be a challenge that even I'm not ready to tackle. As Hootie & the Blowfish would say....Let her cry. ;)

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  8. Haha another good reason to not cry in public! I'd love to know how these women do it where just a subtle tear trickles down their face and they don't end up red or blotchy lol!
    Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes :)
    Debbie

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    1. Ahhh, to be able to let one delicate tear fall and still look pretty. Now that would be an achievement for me.

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  9. hah, this is amazing! That last picture freaks me out way to much though!! im a screwed up face crier, and I get a double chin because my head kinda tilts down and my chin/jaw kinda gravitates towards my ears... not pretty! #stayclassymama

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    1. Yeah, I get the whole double chin when I cry too. It's just not fair. Maybe we should cry with our heads tilted back more so? Hmmm, yeah that doesn't sound appealing either. Let's just cry in private. LOL

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  10. The Claire Danes one is the best! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

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  11. haha ... that last one is FUGLY! #Stayclassymama

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    1. That woman is what horror movies are made of, I swear.

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  12. Oh bless Clare Danes she will be forever remembered for being a fugly crier! I am a very ugly crier too, full on chest banging, hair pulling and snot running. I like to commit to it. #FridayFrolics

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    1. LMAO! A girl after my own heart. I go all in too!

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  13. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH....sigh. Yes, I have an ugly cry that also involves a pathetic attempt of talking through it like it'll cure the fugly cry. I'm so sure I look like the last picture.

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    1. I never do well trying to speak while crying. I sound like I have a terrible stuttering problem and my chin quivers like crazy. We aren't allowed to cry. Not even when they put us in our bedazzled straight jackets.

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  14. Kim Kardashian crying on your phone cover? Weird!

    Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics

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  15. I'm definitely an ugly crier. Especially is if it's a "I'm sooooooo pissed TF off right now" cry lol, don't have those often, but when I do, it's not a pretty sight!! Your posts always allow mw to have my seven chuckles for the day!

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