Monday, February 13, 2017

They Said What?

Lately, all of our favorite celebrities have made news for their sudden interest in politics.

From Madonna to Meryl Streep, all the way to Lady Gaga and Rosie O'Donnell; these celebs have hopped off the stage and grabbed a mic to preach on the pulpit. You know what? They're entitled to do so. Afterall, this is America and......

I don't know about you guys, but I need a break from the opinions. (And the assholes.) So I thought it would be fun to remember a time when celebs stayed in their lanes and did what they do best. Entertain us.

 14. Remember when our favorite Terminator missed the mark on his stance on gay marriage?


13. The little girl from Louisiana didn't get out much before her rise to fame. Glad to see she was able to make it overseas to Canada.

 

 12. Clearly, all that time in the Blue Lagoon enlightened the beautiful Brooke Shields. She wins the award for the most obvious statement ever made.


11. Iron Mike is going to take a trip to Bolivian. Y'all ever been?


10. Jess isn't a dumb blonde. Okay, she is.


 9. Lilo already knows who she is as a person, therefore she doesn't need to further her education.


 8. Matt Damon does obvious almost as well as Brooke Shields.


7. No, Paris. But they do sell light bulbs, which would have probably greatly increased your sex tape sales.

6. R. Kelley pees on a young girl and automatically feels a kinship to Bin Laden. Interesting, Kellz.


 5. This is what happens when you've been having sex in the city for too long.


 4. Tara Reed is my favorite trainwreck, but at least she makes Jess look like a rock scientist.


3. Can someone hook X-Tina up with this year's Cannes Film Festival location?


 2. Jesus walks, but still can't cure Kanye's greatest pain in life. Tragic, Ye. So tragic.


1. Yes, Kimmy. The wrong foundation color trumps famine, natural disaster, and cancer. 


My how the tides have changed.


I couldn't help it, you guys. You can just call me Petty Wap.

If you're petty and you know it, clap your hands.


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19 comments:

  1. Hahaha this really cheered me up after a crappy day. I love pictures of Kim pre and post makeover - its basically like the movie "shes all that" just she was never a geek - she just had a rich daddy. #anythinggoes

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    1. Ha! Kim really is like the plot of She's All That. But with money...and a sex tape. LOL!

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  2. Hah! This was hilarious. After a long day of looking at stats, this was greatly appreciated.

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  3. We are on the same wavelength today!
    And this made me giggle out loud! Famous people are so dumb, no fair they get all those millions!!

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    1. I was reading your post and thought "Great minds!" LOL. I swear, they just need to stay in their own lanes.

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  4. Didn't Jessica also make a statement about buffalo wings? :D

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    1. LOL YES! She totally did. I forgot about that! She said she thought buffalo wings were made from buffalo. You think she's faking being slow or.....? Haha. She's a mess.

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  5. So first, I feel dumb because I don't know what a wap is. Or that my brain just hasn't turned on. Second....hahahahaha, great way to start my morning!!

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  6. I ❤️ these! Some I'd heard but some were new to me. Thanks for being so thorough! #showmeyours

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  7. Haha! This was hilarious. I hadn't heard all of them! #showmeyours

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  8. The Schwartzeneger one is so weird, as he is definitely old enough to know better! #Showmeyours

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  9. Bwahaha! I had forgotten about some of these "missteps". That throwback pick of Kim and Khloe is everything! I am always tickled pink when I see how much they have changed.

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  10. Hahahaha! Kanye is always good for a misstep. And fade into Bolivian? 😂

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  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is right up my street! #showmeyours

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  12. Bwahaha! I am so over it. Can they all just return to singing and making movies. I like when they do that. There are some winners here , but R Kelley? Really?

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  13. Hahahahah omg I can't believe some of the things that have been said here. I remember the chicken by the sea comment, this was probably a terrible moment for her when she realised what she just said. Thanks for the laugh and sharing with #stayclassymama! I'm loving your blog!

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  14. Fab! Of course, celebs are there to entertain - but what on Earth? Never mind....

    Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes :)

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  15. Haha! I remember the Brooke Shields one and Paris' Walmart confusion. I remember Jessica Simpson's chicken tuna, but the buffalo wings was my favourite of hers. Laughing at Arnie! #AnythingGoes

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