Did you just roll out of bed, hungover, and realized it's Valentine's Day? Me, too. It's okay, though. I've got you. Here are some last minute V-Day saviors that will hopefully keep you out of the doghouse.
If you can find a banana, you're already half way there. Grab a sharpie and presto, you cheap bastard.
For just a few bucks, you can scoop up various candies and write a unique, cavity inducing, love letter.
Quick! Grab a photo frame from Grandma's, toss out the picture, & grab a marker.
This one's free. Go outside, find a stick, shave a side, and once again, pick up that marker.
This one is my personal favorite. If you're willing to spend a little more, you can eat the candy from a dollar store box of chocolates and replace them with little bottles of booze. Everyone loves liquor and it increases your chances of getting laid. Sooooo...
You can still win Valentine's Day, though. Papa John's is offering their adorable heart shaped pies for under $15. Big baller? You can add a side of brownies and get both for $15 at participating locations.
Are you a Valentine's Day cheapskate? What's the worst gift you've given/received?If you do all of the above, you'll save a shit ton of money AND make the guy (or girl) in your life very happy. If they don't appreciate these awesome cheapskate ideas, break up with them. They just weren't that into you in the first place.