Alright, squad. It's time to pull out your V-cards!
You thought I meant something else, didn't you?
With Valentine's Day fast approaching, it means a number of things. Your kid's school Valentine's party. Which means you'll need to go buy (or make if you're more ambitious than I am) cards for 25-30 children. Perhaps you need to scramble to find something perfect for your husband or boyfriend and you most definitely need to come through with something for the lady in your life.
The answer to all of the above is Pinterest, Sex, & Diamonds. (In that order.)
What fun would I be if I only shared cute DIYs for the day of love? That just wouldn't be me, so I've cooked up something much better.
I present to you...Valentine's Day Fails.
Does cupid have you in a choke hold this year? Do you love or loathe Valentine's Day? Tell me about the worst V-day gift you ever received. (You may inspire a future blog post for me!)
Dying over the teddy bear!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I actually wouldn't mind the bear! Bwhahaha! XO
Deletehahahah! Those are awesome! I love the White Castle reservations. I have heard that they really do that. Can you imagine? Ha! And Holy shit I love you. That's great!
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I can't believe they really do reservations. You already know if your man takes you out and you roll up to the Castle with reservations, you should bag ass and run. LOL.
DeleteThese were hilarious! That TV dinner was great! Hope you have a fabulous weekend!
ReplyDeleteThanks, love!
DeleteI'm sorry, if I got that "shit bitch" bear... I'd be in love instantly!
ReplyDeleteRight? I actually love the bear, too!
DeleteI hate the obligatory aspect of Valentine's Day, but am lucky to have set a pretty low bar for myself. I think that there are a few things here that my wife would actually be pretty happy with, particularly the heart pizza! #fridayfriviolity
ReplyDeleteHey, I hear you. I've been setting the bar low since I was a small child. I'm no idiot. I know how the game works. ;) I'm seriously hoping my husband comes through with that pizza.
DeleteBrilliant! How romantic, his and her tongue scrapers!!! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteLOL can you imagine that as foreplay? Eeeeek!
DeleteThe turd cake is my fave - brilliant. I am going to get that for Mr C because in our house he will always be Number 2 ;-) #FridayFrolics
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I seriously love you!
DeleteStopping back again...this time from #anythinggoes. So funny! Just wanted a laugh again!
ReplyDeleteI never get tired of seeing your face. :)
DeleteHaha! I love these...more than Kanye loves Kanye!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics
You know how much Kanye loves Kanye! That's love!
DeleteMaybe I am weird, or just been married 18 years longer than most, but I think I would get a kick out of getting any of these! The big old poop cake shows some serious initiative!
ReplyDeleteI think it's definitely a longevity of marriage thing, Jen. Because I'd lol for days if my husband got me any of these. :)
DeleteThis is a great post! I love the text from Mum, the poop cake and the valendines dinner. This year we headed to Frankie and Benny's - with the kids lol. Not very romantic but we had a good laugh. We don't usually bother as we never have a baby sitter but it was just as nice with the kids to be honest :)
ReplyDeleteJanet, I just came from your Frankie and Benny's post and am starving now! I haven't had a babysitter in ohhhhh, ever. Romance is overrated anyway. ;)
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