Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Web Roundup - A 50 Year Old Uterus, Charles Manson is Out, and a 48 Second Beatdown


Y'all know what time it is! Web Roundup brought to you by yours truly, is a collection of stories making headlines. I'm simply regurgitating them back to the five of you reading my blog. (I see you!)

Janet Jackson was trending on Twitter yesterday and not for a nip slip. Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) gave birth to her first child, a boy named Eissa Al Mana. Did I mention she's 50? Most days I'm grateful if I can put on a sports bra without assistance and I'm still in my thirties.


You do the damn thing, Janet. Mother and baby are said to be well and resting comfortably.


Charles Manson is out of prison. Yep, you read that correctly. He's currently being treated for undisclosed health conditions at a Bakersfield, California hospital. Chuck is 82 and has a shit ton of bad juju coming his way. I wonder what his deductible is? Does he have a co-pay? Inquiring minds want to know.

In lighter news, Ronda Rousey got her ass handed to her again. In less than a minute, Rousey got knocked the fuhhh out. 


This is the same woman who wanted to fight Floyd Mayweather....


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Is 50 too old to have a baby? Anyone want to get in on a Charles Manson death date pool? Are you a Ronda Rousey fan? Tell me watcha thinking about this week's stories.

9 comments:

  1. I love these little tidbits...They are so funny, and seriously, who is ppaying for Mr. Manson's health bout? us...ugh

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    1. You already know we're footing the bill. Of course, we've been doing that since he was incarcerated. Did you know a lot of prisons serve steak on Fridays. True story.

      Thanks for reading, lovey!

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  2. woops forgot this #HappyNowLinkup

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  3. Manson scares the s#*t outta me!

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    1. Hands down the scariest senior citizen I've ever laid eyes on!

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  4. All I will say is that I don't want to be having any babies in my 50s...it's hard enough in my 30s! Thanks for the entertainment! 😄

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    1. Can you imagine being 50 getting up 103030 times a night? No thanks. Of course, I'm sure JJ has a nanny to do that for her.

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  5. Are you freakin' serious?!? Charlie's out?!? I CANNOT believe this. And Ms. Jackson (because YES, I'm nasty. As in really nasty. I need a shower) is pretty ballsy to pop one out at 50. 37 kicked my butt all over the place. And let's talk about Ronda's face in that picture! How she can clean up decently is beyond me....
    #happynowlinkup

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    1. I read that Charles refused surgery for internal bleeding I think. I'm pretty sure he's dying as we speak. (And back in prison at last check.) Ronda is a scary broad. But it's looking like she's more bark than bite.

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