Friday, December 9, 2016

The Very Naughty Elf on the Shelf

(Easily offended readers should turn back now.)

So here's the truth-I never bought into the whole Elf on the Shelf craze. I figured it would just be another parenting pain in the ass. The tooth fairy has been known to fall asleep and forget to deal with her important transactions around here. The Elf didn't stand a chance under my roof, so he was never a thing. 


I'll be even more honest, I laughed at most of you on the low. Giving your elf, elf-like names, perching him atop shelves, wrapping him around tubes of toothpaste. I found it a little lame. (Hold your contempt for me.)

 Until now. 

 Some of you are absolutely killing the entire Elf on the Shelf game and I LOVE your inappropriately awesome ideas!


Do you have an EOTS? What's his/her name? (I would have named mine ODB, short for Old Dirty Bastard, obviously.) Are they going to be on Santa's naughty list this year?


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8 comments:

  1. Unknown12/09/2016

    LMAO, that elf & his shinanigans. Too funny. Thanks for sharing! :)

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    1. Unknown12/14/2016

      You can't trust a little man that smiles 24/7.

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  2. Island Living 36512/09/2016

    Oh those are brilliant. I have avoided Elf on the Shelf too but those photos almost make me want to get an elf! #FridayFrolics

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    1. Unknown12/14/2016

      I know! I've rolled my eyes at it forever & now that it's pretty much too late to do for my kids, I really want one. Lol

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  3. Selena, The Rambler12/09/2016

    Bahahahahahaha. Disclaimer: don't hate me...but I have one. And it's a cute name the kid picked out. Please don't disown me? #FridayFrolics

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  4. Being A Wordsmith12/14/2016

    Jana! OMG! I had only seen the one with the Barbies in the sink while he videotapes before. The rest are new ones for me and just as hysterical if not more. Thanks for sharing this on #TrafficJamWeekend!

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    1. Unknown12/14/2016

      Leave it to yours truly to find all the best inappropriate things. ;) Glad I made you laugh!

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  5. Claire | Life Love & Dirty Dishes12/15/2016

    Those are brilliant. Love the barbies in the sink and the strip poker! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics. Have a fantastic Christmas. Hope to see you linking up again in 2017.

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