Web Roundup - Dr. Fraud, Bitches Love Nachos, and Krispy Meth?

Let's get in our last pre-Thanksgiving Web Roundup, shall we? If you're new here, Web Roundup is simply a collection of jaw dropping, head scratching, & sometimes even cringeworthy stories. All compiled by yours truly, for your entertainment. Or disgust. It depends on the week. 

A barely recognizable Shelley Duvall has lost her shit and "Dr." Phil Fraud got the interview with her. Leave it to the good doc to exploit the mentally ill on television. His ratings must be suffering, being a faux doctor and all. It made me wonder where her people are? Does she not have a family, friends, or even a stranger that could have intervened and not let her go on t.v. ranting about shape shifters and government conspiracies? Add this to my list of reasons I can't stomach Dr. Phil. 


Moving on to things I CAN stomach, nachos.

Who doesn't love nachos? Crystal Hotlosz certainly does. The 36-year-old from Ohio was busted in an undercover sting after posting an online advertisement offering sex in exchange for $50 and some nachos. Sources say she later changed her asking price to $60 + nachos. An undercover cop met up with her outside of a Mexican restaurant where she casually asked him if he had the cash and nachos. She was arrested without incident, charged with solicitation, and didn't get her nachos. Yes, for real.

An Orlando police officer is probably hiding his face after mistaking Krispy Kreme donut glaze for meth. During a routine stop for speeding, the eleven-year vet claims he noticed a "rock-like substance" on the floorboard of the vehicle he stopped. Certain it was meth, he arrested the motorist. State labs have since come back clearing the gentleman of the possession charge he was arrested with. (Wait for one hell of a lawsuit.) I knew donuts were evil, but I'll think twice before Krispy Kreme'ing and driving in the future. Imagine the flack this cop is going to get at the Thanksgiving table this year. 

What do you guys think about these stories? Do you think Dr. Phil is a d-bag? What would you do for a plate of nachos? Could your donut obsession get you arrested? Let's all go vacuum out our cars and discuss. Enjoy your weekend, babes!