I'm back with my Web Roundup. Who's excited?
With so much vom being spewed about politics, I swear I'm not going to go there. But it's my job to keep you informed. So let's do this.
Snoop, Miley, Robert DeNiro, and Rosie O. are all moving to Canada. They're on the short list apparently. With everyone denouncing their citizenship and fleeing to Canada, I'm hoping this movement takes a few extra people with them. (My neighbors, the lady I refer to as Leatherface, and whoever is responsible for pulling the plug on my beloved Sara Lee Strawberry Cheesecake Klondike Bars.) It's also harder to become a Candadian resident, than a U.S. resident. Imagine that. I'm just saying.
Girl, bye. More for the rest of us.
Speaking of Kardashian's....Rob & Chyna welcomed their baby girl, Dream Renee Kardashian into the world November 10th. It is rumored that family members wanted Rob & Blac to name the baby girl after Rob's father, Robert George Kardashian. I say they already did. Dream-The Dream Team? No one else catch that but me? Either way, she's super cute.
Let's talk boobs.
December's issue of UK Vogue says cleavage is over. Like put your tits up, it's not a thing anymore over. They're saying this "fashion trend" is on the outs. I say, when were big boobs ever a fashion trend? Some of us can't help it, you know? I'm rebelling against this. Cleavage is bae and Twitter agrees.
Here are perfect examples of why I'm never saying no to cleavage.
From boobs to brothers. A pair of Slovakian brothers won a grave digging contest. In just fifty-four minutes, the brothers dug a five-foot grave. The five judges noted the brother's grave was also the neatest. Speed, accuracy, and aesthetics were all taken into consideration when naming a winner. These sound like good friends to have. Penpal potential.
That's what's on tap for today. Thoughts? Suggestions? Cleavage pics?