Vodka Makes Everything Better

So I know I was talking about doing a Pinterest Fail Friday for you guys last week. I didn't, because I fail even at failure. My heart was in the right place though. Here's what my weekend produced.

I spray painted a rock gold. Yes, A rock. 

My intention was to scatter dozens of gold spray painted river rocks throughout my backyard walkway. Who doesn't love gold, right? I barely managed to spray the first rock and my can of gold paint was empty. There I sat with my lone golden rock.

I was starting to think that Pinterest wasn't my forte, that's when I found this:



This is totally doable, I thought to myself. I can freeze liquid. This had to be a sure thing. I went to the store, picked up a few ice trays (do people still use ice trays?) and hurried home to mix up two flavors of Kool-Aid. I ended up forgetting about the adorably cute cubes until I was pillaging the freezer for ice cream late last night. Not wanting my work to be for nothing, I tossed some cherry ice cubes into a cup, dumped some Mountain Dew (and 2 shots of Red, White & Berry Smirnoff Vodka) on top of them, and boom....I was tipsy.

Hmmm. Maybe presentation isn't my forte either. Back to the drawing board for your girl.