Thursday, February 23, 2017

Web Roundup - Kimmy K, Naughty Nurses, & A Bad Ass Bride


 It's been a minute, so I thought I'd do a Web Roundup. You guys down? I hope so because it's happening.
You know them, you love them, kidding, you love to hate them. In any event, the family most famous for their big, fake asses are always in the headlines. Kimmy Kakes marked the anniversary of her late father's birthday by tweeting a tribute and going out for lunch.

Wearing this.


An example of money not being able to buy you class, style, or good taste.

 
Are you a bad nurse or a good nurse?


This nurse from Ohio has been arrested. Not for stealing pills or attempting to play the Angel of Death. But because she gave a 100-year-old male patient a lap dance. Brittany Fultz won't be giving sponge baths anytime soon. Charged with gross sexual imposition, that's a 4th-degree felony. (A charge that even I have never heard of.) There's even a video, you guys. 

Thoughts?



I saved the best for last, kids. Do you have an ex? If not, lucky you. This woman celebrated her divorce proper like...by setting fire to her wedding dress! Then epically documenting it with a photo shoot, like a boss.



 Katlynn McKee, you're the real MVP! 


What better way to bid adieu to a bad marriage? I wish I would have done this. Goals.

You can find this post linked up with this squad of blogging badasses. Check them out!

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Show Me Yours Linky #2

#showmeyours
#ShowMeYours


Happy Hump Day! Coffee Mounds & Lipstick Clouds and I are ready for week two of our linky kinky collaboration, #ShowMeYours. Each Wednesday at 12 a.m. EST. our link up will go live. (We'll run through the weekend until midnight on Sunday mornings.)

The rules? Well, rules were made to be broken. So we're going to keep it short and sweet.

1. Link up as many posts as you want. Promote your blog, your brand, your business, your giveaways, or even your own blog hops. No topic is off-limits. Who are we to judge?

2. While it's not required, please try to visit both hosts. Drop us a comment, throw us a tweet, or give us a follow. We're both some serious follow back girls.

3. Wanna be tweethearts? Tag us both, @webmdiva and @cmoundslclouds using the hashtag #ShowMeYours, along with the link to your post, and we'll both kindly retweet you.

4. Again, while it's not the law, please try to visit other blogs. After all, you get what you give! Plus you could meet other really cool people like us. ;)

5. We'd love for you to follow our new Pinterest board, where we'll be pinning some of our favorite #ShowMeYours link up posts.

6. Spread the love by sharing our link up in any way you see fit. The more exposure our link up gets, the more exposure you'll get.

Oh yeah, we have a cute BUTTon. Grab it if you'd like. (See what we did there?) Or don't. Either way.



Grab button for WebMDiva
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Sound like fun? We're looking forward to seeing you every Hump Day. Now show us what you got!

#ShowMeYours



Who's ready for another week of our #ShowMeYours Hump Day Blog Linky?




Monday, February 20, 2017

Parenting and Why It's Not For The Faint of Heart

As Moms, (and Dads) we see some scary shit.

The Cone-head Baby



Moms aren't the only ones who endure a traumatic birth process. The babies take a beating on the way out, as well. Some come out with swollen eyes, bruises, and yes, the dreaded cone head. Don't panic too much, the cone-head always subsides. Until it does, thank God for cute hats. Because it's kind of freaky, no?


Disastrous Diapers 

You guys know what I'm talking about. Those diapers that make you want to just throw your baby in the garbage and start anew.

Head Lice




Once your sweet bae starts school or daycare, there's a fair chance they'll pick up more than the common cold. Yep, I'm talking about head lice. If your head isn't itching after reading this, I question that you're even a real person.


Pre-Orthodontist Teeth

Kids go through that phase where their teeth are all over the place. Sideways, crooked, spaced out, overbite, underbite, you name it. Nine times out of then, they sort of just grow into them. Don't worry if they don't though, an ortho is more than happy to take five grand from you.

Diaper Rash

I guess nobody's skin handles sitting in a urine-soaked diaper twenty-four hours a day. Babies are notorious for copping a major case of diaper rash. The type of rash that you take one look at and are certain your sweet baby has measles, mumps, AND rubella. (Even though you vaccinated them.)

Night Terrors
My daughter put me through this particular hell. It's okay, though, it only lasted for five or six years. Seriously, I have no way to prepare you for what it's like to have a screaming child at 2 a.m. who doesn't seem to really be awake or asleep. Don't bother with an exorcism. They'll outgrow it. But you're going to be sleep deprived. Really, really sleep deprived.

The Uber Tantrum

 If you've already survived a toddler, you know even the sweetest kid can break bad when they can't have ice cream for dinner. I'm talking about a full on, throw themselves into the floor, screaming like they've been stabbed, hyperventilating tantrum. Don't worry. They won't need you to resuscitate them, but you'll be allowed to claim PTSD afterward.


Injuries

You may get lucky and have a graceful child. But for most of us, E.R. visits are just par for the course. Broken bones, foreign objects in the nose, stitches, and surgeries-some parents really get a bad break here. (No pun intended.) Between the bloodshed and the insanely large hospital bills, parenting isn't for the faint of heart. 

Projectile Vomiting
This is a very real thing, my friends. Linda Blair ain't got nothin' on these kids. A newborn baby can spew across a room and leave you wondering how something so cute can do something so disgusting. You can't exchange your child for another one either. You'll just have to get used to it and hope they outgrow this phase. (They usually will. If not, bless your heart.)



I've seen some shit, man. I'm guessing you have, too. Share your parenting nightmares.


This is just the short list and in no way touches on your teenager. That's a whole other post. In short, embrace your sticky hellions. This is the easiest part.
JENerally Informed
My Random Musings

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Show Me Yours Linky #1

#showmeyours
#ShowMeYours

Happy Hump Day! Coffee Mounds & Lipstick Clouds and I are happy to present the birth of our linky collaboration, #ShowMeYours. Each Wednesday at 12 a.m. EST. our link up will go live. (We'll run through the weekend until midnight on Monday mornings.)

The rules? Well, rules were made to be broken. So we're going to keep it short and sweet.

1. Link up as many posts as you want. Promote your blog, your brand, your business, your giveaways, or even your own blog hops. No topic is off-limits. Who are we to judge?

2. While it's not required, please try to visit both hosts. Drop us a comment, throw us a tweet, or give us a follow. We're both some serious follow back girls.

3. Wanna be tweethearts? Tag us both, @webmdiva and @cmoundslclouds using the hashtag #ShowMeYours, along with the link to your post, and we'll both kindly retweet you.

4. Again, while it's not the law, please try to visit other blogs. After all, you get what you give! Plus you could meet other really cool people like us. ;)

5. We'd love for you to follow our new Pinterest board, where we'll be pinning some of our favorite #ShowMeYours link up posts.

6. Spread the love by sharing our link up in any way you see fit. The more exposure our link up gets, the more exposure you'll get.

Oh yeah, we have a cute BUTTon. Grab it if you'd like. (See what we did there?) Or don't. Either way.



Grab button for WebMDiva
<div class="WebMDiva" style="width: 171px; margin: 0 auto;"> <a href="http://www.webmdiva.com" rel="nofollow"> <img src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qClJMfydMwA/WKG7I4JUisI/AAAAAAAABiM/nf2SSdLrv9IszsjXvbPD_Yad5PSksh0lQCLcB/s1600/%2523ShowMeYours.png" alt="WebMDiva" width="171" height="200" /> </a> </div>

Sound like fun? We're looking forward to seeing you every Hump Day. Now show us what you got!


Join us for our brand new #ShowMeYours Hump Day Blog Linky!



So You Forgot It Was Valentine's Day?


Did you just roll out of bed, hungover, and realized it's Valentine's Day? Me, too. It's okay, though. I've got you. Here are some last minute V-Day saviors that will hopefully keep you out of the doghouse. 


If you can find a banana, you're already half way there. Grab a sharpie and presto, you cheap bastard.

For just a few bucks, you can scoop up various candies and write a unique, cavity inducing, love letter.


Quick! Grab a photo frame from Grandma's, toss out the picture, & grab a marker.


This one's free. Go outside, find a stick, shave a side, and once again, pick up that marker. 


This one is my personal favorite. If you're willing to spend a little more, you can eat the candy from a dollar store box of chocolates and replace them with little bottles of booze. Everyone loves liquor and it increases your chances of getting laid. Sooooo...


You can still win Valentine's Day, though. Papa John's is offering their adorable heart shaped pies for under $15. Big baller? You can add a side of brownies and get both for $15 at participating locations.


Are you a Valentine's Day cheapskate? What's the worst gift you've given/received?
If you do all of the above, you'll save a shit ton of money AND make the guy (or girl) in your life very happy. If they don't appreciate these awesome cheapskate ideas, break up with them. They just weren't that into you in the first place.